Five Signs Spring Has Come to Minnesota:
1. The Vetsch Annual Dandelion Investation is underway.
2. The sump pump serenades us to sleep at night.
3. People shed layers of clothing only to find they've gained some winter weight.
4. Women no longer wear their winter boots into church and carry their dress shoes. They now wear their galoshes into church and carry their dress shoes.
5. My children greet me with snurfs, sneezes, and allergy red eyes.